When: Sat., June 25, 11 a.m. 2016
Despite how those over 25 may feel about what was once the traveling punk rock circus which has since invited sponsors ranging from Yoo-hoo to the U.S. Army into its folds, the kids are still keeping Warped Tour afloat. And by “afloat” I mean drowning in money. It’s a rite of passage to stand for hours in the blistering sun, your temporary hair-dye dripping down your brow, splitting your allowance between a $30 Pierce the Veil shirt and $6 bottles of water. You may not be old enough to get tattooed just yet, but your sunburn will be all the body modification you need to make the annual festival a memorable one.