- Source: General Land Office, Art by Sarah Flood-Baumann
A map on Texas General Land Office's Beach Watch website breaks down all the poo — well, actually, it breaks down just how much fecal bacteria is in the water. While most of the coast seems clear, some popular beaches are crappier than others.
Still, there are numerous points along the coast with low levels of fecal bacteria. Much of the Corpus Christi area seems "safe," though certain sections are still marked under the "medium" level.
Take that information as you will. And don't say we didn't warn you.
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