Before I Self Destruct

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Before I Self Destruct
Composer: 50 Cent
Conductor: 50 Cent
Label: Interscope
Release Date: 2009-11-25
Rated: NONE
Genre: Recording

For-the-ladies jams are few and far between on Before I Self Destruct, 50 Cent’s fourth album. As the cavalcade of pre-release mixtapes suggested, Destruct is an unabashedly militant for-the-streets disc; this is 50 in druglord/CEO mode, issuing orders and Black Card-holder’s brags in an increasingly gravel-pit bark over alternately sumptuous and head-ringing (if not quite “In Da Club” vintage) bangers for almost an hour.

It all adds up to a thoroughly adequate result that’s nonetheless enjoyable if you consider that Destruct is little more than a loss-leader cog in a painfully cynical merchandizing campaign that shows no signs of slowing anytime soon. So the moments to treasure are minor: “Stretch” reveals 50’s Fantastic Four and Plastic Man geekery; R. Kelly all but admits unsmilingly to fecal obsession on the hook to “Could’ve Been You”; “Gangsta’s Delight” flips the Sugarhill Gang classic “Rapper’s Delight”; Eminem delivers a gruesome Octomom riff on “Psycho”; and 50 cheekily rechristens himself “Curt Cocaine.” Buy the book, wear the cologne, gulp the sugar water, and blast the album.
— Ray Cummings

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