“Ain’t nobody out there making shit/ Quite like me, quite like this,” boasts Chicago MC Kid Sister on “Big N Bad” from her debut album, Ultraviolet. That’s debatable. Quite a few people make shit like this, and many more made it in hip-hop’s formative years: It’s known as party rap. For some genre purists, the oft-delayed and re-contextualized Ultraviolet will kindle fond memories of Monie Love, Salt-N-Pepa, and other femcee veterans, as Kid Sis sprays Romper Room synth-lollipop club beats with squirts of lyrical Cheez Whiz even mentor Kanye West would know to leave on the cutting-room floor. Why? Largely because 2009 isn’t 1989, a time when attitude, shamelessness, and the ability to string together rhymes — any old rhymes — were all a person needed to declare him or herself an MC. Here, gleeful, middling ineptitude scuttles our heroine’s regular-Jane bona fides, infectious personality, and promising singing voice. One thing’s for sure: These tracks will sound awesome when real mixtape rappers spit on ’em. — Ray Cummings
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