No photos of ex-spouses please. Only photos of real insects or arachnids (spiders and scorpions) will be considered.(Some of us should be so lucky as to have an ex-spouse as lovely as a rhino beetle. Just sayin'.) So here's my counter-proposal: send us photos of your favorite eco-enhancement (bat house, hummingbird bush, frog habitat — hell, we'd be happy with picks of your neutered dogs or cats) and we'll publish them here. There's no money in this offer, but neither do we want you to go squishin' anything on our behalf. Think about it.
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