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Jade Helm Is Underway, Still Waiting On That Federal Invasion Though
- Midland Jokes
The training exercise began today in a number of locations around Texas, including Camp Bullis in San Antonio and Camp Swift in Bastrop, which means, you will be rounded-up with the rest of the true patriots inside a closed down Walmart before you know it.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Sure, today is unfolding just like any other day, but you, fellow red-blooded American, will soon have to take up arms to defend yourself from the United States of America as it ... I don't even know at this point.
Here's a look at how today's innocuous military exercise that is being completely blown out of proportion is unfolding on Twitter.
#JadeHelm Synopsis: Martial law, Asteroid, Russia invading, Tunnels under Walmart, FEMA tidal wave alien death camp gun stealers!
— Massv (@Massvwatches) July 15, 2015Well,nobody kicked in my door at 3am & took me to a walmart internment camp.That would have just ruined my whole day. #JadeHelm15
— Drew DamnOne (@andrewdamon725) July 15, 2015The President after Capturing Texas #JadeHelm15 pic.twitter.com/TfY4HPuzAW
— Jade Helm 15 (@Jade_Helm) June 3, 2015Well,nobody kicked in my door at 3am & took me to a walmart internment camp.That would have just ruined my whole day. #JadeHelm15
— Drew DamnOne (@andrewdamon725) July 15, 2015Super quiet war here in downtown Dallas. Hope I'm still here after lunch #JadeHelm
— David Carter Babb (@davidcbabb) July 15, 2015My phone just locked up and reset. #JadeHelm
— Grandmaster B-Hud (@The_Yodacat) July 15, 2015Fox reports Obummer floating over TX on magic MUSLIM flying carpet stealing hats right off cowboy heads! It is real, Patriots! #JadeHelm
— broadpath (@broadpath) July 15, 2015#JadeHelm15 Begins with Black Outs! Power Outages Planned for July 15-20th http://t.co/xYzKp5xX0o #JadeHelm #Dahboo7 pic.twitter.com/zsUp2Iyeh5
— Dahboo7 (@dahboo7) July 15, 2015Heads up Texas: I hear Jade Helm is a go for tomorrow. Should take the State House by Sunday p.m. #GetYerGuns #Texas #JadeHelm #tcot
— Get.a.way (@purtheil) July 3, 2015Not worried About Jade Helm ? now posting several videos to maybe open your eyes. PART 9 http://t.co/YzQweZlRzM
— Stephen Charlton (@CanadaWalrus) July 15, 2015Jade Helm Goes Live, Cell Service Fades Across the Country (AT&T) http://t.co/wH5d3WpmTe
— Colleen Borgesano (@c_borgesano) July 15, 2015Jade Helm 15, a military exercise that has caused concern among conservatives, begins today http://t.co/g3gAM3DiQ6 pic.twitter.com/LE1uQaHn0W
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