Jade Helm Is Underway, Still Waiting On That Federal Invasion Though

July 15, 2015 at 12:17 PM

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Midland Jokes

Jade Helm, the U.S. Government takeover of the, um, United States masked as a multi-state military training exercise is underway today, and if you are not freaking out about Barack HUSSEIN Obama tyrannical invasion of the American Southwest, then you haven't been paying attention.

The training exercise began today in a number of locations around Texas, including Camp Bullis in San Antonio and Camp Swift in Bastrop, which means, you will be rounded-up with the rest of the true patriots inside a closed down Walmart before you know it.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Sure, today is unfolding just like any other day, but you, fellow red-blooded American, will soon have to take up arms to defend yourself from the United States of America as it ... I don't even know at this point.

Here's a look at how today's innocuous military exercise that is being completely blown out of proportion is unfolding on Twitter.

#JadeHelm Synopsis: Martial law, Asteroid, Russia invading, Tunnels under Walmart, FEMA tidal wave alien death camp gun stealers!
— Massv (@Massvwatches) July 15, 2015

Well,nobody kicked in my door at 3am & took me to a walmart internment camp.That would have just ruined my whole day. #JadeHelm15
— Drew DamnOne (@andrewdamon725) July 15, 2015

The President after Capturing Texas #JadeHelm15 pic.twitter.com/TfY4HPuzAW
— Jade Helm 15 (@Jade_Helm) June 3, 2015

Well,nobody kicked in my door at 3am & took me to a walmart internment camp.That would have just ruined my whole day. #JadeHelm15
— Drew DamnOne (@andrewdamon725) July 15, 2015

Super quiet war here in downtown Dallas. Hope I'm still here after lunch #JadeHelm
— David Carter Babb (@davidcbabb) July 15, 2015

My phone just locked up and reset. #JadeHelm
— Grandmaster B-Hud (@The_Yodacat) July 15, 2015

Fox reports Obummer floating over TX on magic MUSLIM flying carpet stealing hats right off cowboy heads! It is real, Patriots! #JadeHelm
— broadpath (@broadpath) July 15, 2015

#JadeHelm15 Begins with Black Outs! Power Outages Planned for July 15-20th http://t.co/xYzKp5xX0o #JadeHelm #Dahboo7 pic.twitter.com/zsUp2Iyeh5
— Dahboo7 (@dahboo7) July 15, 2015

Heads up Texas: I hear Jade Helm is a go for tomorrow. Should take the State House by Sunday p.m. #GetYerGuns #Texas #JadeHelm #tcot
— Get.a.way (@purtheil) July 3, 2015

Not worried About Jade Helm ? now posting several videos to maybe open your eyes. PART 9 http://t.co/YzQweZlRzM
— Stephen Charlton (@CanadaWalrus) July 15, 2015

Jade Helm Goes Live, Cell Service Fades Across the Country (AT&T) http://t.co/wH5d3WpmTe
— Colleen Borgesano (@c_borgesano) July 15, 2015

Jade Helm 15, a military exercise that has caused concern among conservatives, begins today http://t.co/g3gAM3DiQ6 pic.twitter.com/LE1uQaHn0W
— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 15, 2015