Cards Against Humanity is Buying Land Along U.S. Border So Trump Can't Build His Dumb Wall

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Notoriously rowdy party game Cards Against Humanity is taking the real estate route to ensure Donald Trump can't build his $20 billion wall on the Mexican border. The one that Mexico is supposed to pay for (or el Chapo, if Sen. Ted Cruz gets his way).

On top of financial difficulties, Trump faces a new foe now that the card company has purchased a portion of the U.S. border with its "Cards Against Humanity Saves America" holiday promotion. The promotion — six "America-saving" gifts for $15 — sold out within 24 hours. Customers will receive their gifts in the mail throughout December.

"Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans," says Cards Against Humanity in a press release.

The card company is lawyering up with a firm specializing in eminent domain, so whenever Trump actually tries to build the wall it's going to be painfully slow and expensive as hell — just like him.



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