Haiku News: Fecal Matter Infests Water, Trump Crackdown Infests Border

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You'd be better off
Taking that cool summer swim
In your toilet bowl

Hey, San Antonio, You're Swimming in Fecal Matter

Hispanic last name,
Delivered by a midwife
Two big strikes – stay out!

Watch Out, Border Resident, the Trump Administration's After Your Passports