Haiku News: We'd Rather She Didn't Remember the President's Member

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Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail. - GLENN FRANCIS
  • Glenn Francis
  • Porn star Stormy Daniels' new book describes the president's penis in graphic detail.
Please, Stormy, please no
We've already seen too much Trump
With his pants still on

Stormy Daniels's Detailed Description of Donald Trump's Penis Explains a Lot