The Weirdest Texas News Stories of 2018

We're not Florida weird, but some pretty weird shit goes down here in the Lone Star State. Here's some of the weirdest statewide news stories we covered this year.
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This made national news, y'all. Read more.
This made national news, y'all. Read more.
She thought she had to use the restroom. Instead she gave birth. Read more.
She thought she had to use the restroom. Instead she gave birth. Read more.
This was a bunch of monkey business. Read more.
This was a bunch of monkey business. Read more.
Don't mess with this grandma. Read more.
Don't mess with this grandma. Read more.
Still can't believe this one. Read more.
Still can't believe this one. Read more.
We're still cringing. Read more.
We're still cringing. Read more.
He sure did miss the drive-thru lane. Read more.
He sure did miss the drive-thru lane. Read more.
We can't help but laugh. Read more.
We can't help but laugh. Read more.
Talk about peaking in high school. Read more.
Talk about peaking in high school. Read more.
We'll have whatever he was smoking. Read more.
We'll have whatever he was smoking. Read more.
"Making my way downtown..." – the spoolRead more.
"Making my way downtown..." – the spool
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Gross! Read more.
Gross! Read more.
Oh, and they got to keep the money. Read more.
Oh, and they got to keep the money. Read more.
He got caught trying to sneak back into the prison. Read more.
He got caught trying to sneak back into the prison. Read more.
You already know the driver was drunk AF. Read more.
You already know the driver was drunk AF. Read more.
Pour one of for these tortilla chips. Read more.
Pour one of for these tortilla chips. Read more.
Believe it or not, this was our most-consistently read blogs of the year. Read more.
Believe it or not, this was our most-consistently read blogs of the year. Read more.
You can bet he got a whopping when he got home. Read more.
You can bet he got a whopping when he got home. Read more.
We're still horrified by the sight of Coyote without eyes. Read more.
We're still horrified by the sight of Coyote without eyes. Read more.
*deletes Facebook* Read more.
*deletes Facebook* Read more.
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